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[majorlyugh]

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[text]

[majorlyugh]

oh my god????????? you're the nicest person???? THANK YOU???

AND THEY'RE DELICIOUS WHAT THE HECK?! did you make these yourself??

Re: [text]

[perfectible]

You're welcome. Feel free to share them with your Valentine.

Thank you for saying so. And yes, I did. From scratch.

[majorlyugh]

that's honestly one of the most thoughtful things anyone's ever done for me, thank you. seriously.

you did!!!! are you a baker? cause you should be a baker if you aren't one already.

[perfectible]

I was happy to do it.

No, lol. I'm just handy in the kitchen, I suppose.

[majorlyugh]

these are bakery-level quality, i'm telling you.

do you take requests? i'd 100% pay you.

[perfectible]

Thank you very much.

I could take requests. What do you need?

[majorlyugh]

do you think you could make red velvet cookies like this? shaped like hearts? maybe with white chocolate chips?

[perfectible]

That's all? Because that is easy.

[majorlyugh]

oh, is that not a challenging sort of request?

what would be considered challenging?

[perfectible]

I thought you were looking for a cake or pie or something.

[majorlyugh]

i mean, i'm not gonna say no to a cake or a pie if you really wanted to make me something haha. but the treats would be for my girlfriend. but i will also take a pie if you want to make one. or a cake!

[perfectible]

I make whatever you think she likes best. I can do something like this:

[ she attaches an image of a cake she found online.]

[majorlyugh]

ooooooooh. i love that! yeah! let's do that! can you do fun designs on it or something? i don't know how baking works.

[perfectible]

I think I can manage that.

[majorlyugh]

woohoo!

can i also request like, half a dozen cupcakes of whatever flavor you want? the housemates might appreciate them.

[perfectible]

[ she laughs at this.]

Of course. Any flavors I should stay away from?

[majorlyugh]

umm. no, i don't think so. i mean, one's from outer space so she isn't even really used to the flavors we have here on earth, anyway. the other ... i haven't met yet, i don't think. we used to have another one, but she got ported out, i think.

[perfectible]

Is she from the moon or...?

[majorlyugh]

not the moon, but she's from a galaxy far, far away. FRIGGIN' STAR WARS!

[perfectible]

What? Really?

[majorlyugh]

yeah, really! DO YOU WANNA MEET HER?

[perfectible]

That's a lot of pressure.