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[majorlyugh]

"Hey, you've reached Major. Leave a message after the beep if you're still into that. Otherwise, send a text. They're more likely to get answered."

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[majorlyugh]

.... oh.

hella awkward.

uh.

good luck with that? i'm here for moral support? if you need it. or i can, um. cook you something? or we can do something mindless and random if it's going to be one of THOSE convos.

if it's a GOOD convo, then i'll break out the tequila!

[functusofficio]

[ nbd major, they're just going to discuss the whole part where he strangled her and it caused her death and then he fell to the dark side completely and murdered their daughter's entire planet

all married couples have to have that talk, right? ]

I appreciate it.

I'm uncertain as to how it will go. If the house is still standing when you return it was likely a success.

[ .... She's not necessarily joking. ]

[majorlyugh]

'if the house is still standing.' that bodes well.

just. um. text me, i guess? when it's all over and if i should start looking for alternative housing arrangements in the meanwhile.

[functusofficio]

Strong emotions and the Force do not always agree with each other.

But I will do my best to ensure no damage comes to your residence.

[majorlyugh]

OUR residence.

thanks for the heads up, though.

[functusofficio]

True.

Of course. It is the least I could offer.

I think all will be well.

[majorlyugh]

kk

keep me updated!